18 things I love about Cassandra Forsyth

18. Her obsession with Juicyfruit makeup girl and her loyalty to her even when everyone else thinks/knows she is the stupidest/lamest thing in the world
17. She’s like a little sister and older sister mixed into one
16. She leaves a disgusting trail of tissues everywhere. If we ever got lost in a forest, we’d be rescued instantly after the kilometre long trail of Kleenex behind us.
15. She thought Amy was flicking her bean in the car ride home.
14. She thought Jude really was a mix between a possum and a wombat.
13. She is constantly sick. Like, constantly. Expected even.
12. She is constantly hungry. Her body weight and the amount of food she eats in a day defies logic.
11. Her boyfriend is the random guy from next door with the zapping game at Schoolies.
10. Unlike Stacey, Teagan and I, she kicked first semester of uni in the arsehole.
9. I cook her banana pancakes J
8. She automatically reaches for my train ticket for safe keeping and whinges when I manage to scrunch it in the whole 6 seconds I’m allowed to hold it.
7. She hands me makeup wipes without me asking for them whenever we get home from a night out.
6. She reminds me to pack a book for train trips and fills out things like my voting registration forms because she knows I won’t do it
5. She is the messiest clean person I’ve ever met
4. When Stacey got to work organising my uni timetable at the start of the year, she started organising a train timetable for me
3. I moved into her & Stacey’s house for a whole of the 6 hours I “moved out of home.”
2. She loves it when I sing ‘g-l-a-m-o-r-o-u-s, flying first class, up in the sky, popping champagne, living the life’
1. Even though I bully her and am a really “horrible” person, she sticks around, looks after me and puts up with all my shit.